me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*


hey remember when clara oswald told a robot threatening her with torture to suck it

remember when clara oswald convinced the time lords to give the doctor another regeneration cycle

remember when clara oswald convinced the doctor to save his species and consequently saved the…

why feminism should include trans women


• they’re fucking women


*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.


how do I become a hot famous person that hangs out with other hot famous people


#I nevER NOTICED #they wear black ties before they’re sorted #BLACK TIES #does this mean they have to buy special ties just for sorting? #do they magically change to their house colours once sorted #HOW DOES THIS WORK???


I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

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