*owns 264 unread books*
*buys 17 new books*
*rereads harry potter*
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
That's two separate shows
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
That still could be either show
I think there were clones
There we go.
how do I become a hot famous person that hangs out with other hot famous people
#I nevER NOTICED #they wear black ties before they’re sorted #BLACK TIES #does this mean they have to buy special ties just for sorting? #do they magically change to their house colours once sorted #HOW DOES THIS WORK???
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
Take A Deep Break You Fucking Fucks: A Summary